Once upon a time in a land not far away lived a handsome Dachshund called Max. Like all sausage dogs Max was not aware that he was shorter than other dogs. In fact Max thought he was the biggest dog in town.  This meant Max wasn’t shy about chasing any of the bitches no matter how much bigger than him they were.

Now it came to pass that Max fell in love with a beautiful Blue Heeler bitch called Dotty. Dotty loved him equally in return and made sure to never ever mention his height and to never be caught looking down on him. Besides what he lacked in stature he more than made up for with sauciness. He was a very saucy sausage.

Of course, neither Dotty nor Max’s parents approved of their marriage but did not say anything because their own records were hardly spotless. In due course Dotty gave birth to a beautiful puppy who they named “Hunter”.

Hunter was a wonderful combination of both his parents. He had his father’s Sausage shape and ears, but was covered with his mother’s beautiful Blue Heeler fur coat and he definitely had her tail. He was in fact a Blue Spotted Sausage dog and his best feature of all was his bum. Not only was it inviting to look at in a “Give me a sniff” kind of way, but it smelt absolutely delicious. Dogs came from far and wide to inspect him and have a good long sniff.

(To be continued……)